No one knows what happened to The Transformers, rumour has it that when they had all turned into women they got married and lived as housewives in Surbiton. Angela Spottiswood (nee Macho Mark) runs the local Women's Institute and Nicola Woodley (nee Nasty Nigel) even appeared on the BBC's documentary 'Newsnight' demanding more rights for single mothers. Allegedly.
